What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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