Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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