i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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