Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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