talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Randomize
