I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Michael Bay diarrhea
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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