how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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