Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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