last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
My balls are so social today.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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