For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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