I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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