never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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