She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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