"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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