yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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