Banned from zoo.
Again?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
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