if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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