evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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