Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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