I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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