his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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