We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
