Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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