I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Shame - the story of my life.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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