What a fucking waste of an outfit
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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