I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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