Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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