I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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