spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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