For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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