My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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