bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
did i just pee glitter
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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