What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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