She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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