I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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