friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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