Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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