I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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