I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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