Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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