The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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