...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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