i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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