Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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