it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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