you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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