whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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