so that wasnt chicken after all
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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