VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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