no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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