What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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