Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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