oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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