so explain again why im purple
no
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Randomize
