This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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